Jasonisms

Today while Jason and I were in Target doing some shopping, he announced, "Wow, Mommy.  Your tummy is REALLY huge."  I think I let out an audible gasp.  I responded calmly, "Well there is a baby in there and saying that is not really nice."  I give up...defeated.

Jason thinks about this for a minute.  "Mommy, you must have a REALLY huge baby in your tummy."

It took a few days but I think the pain finally wore off.  So I picked up Jason earlier than normal from daycare and it went something like this: 
JT: "Mommy, did you bring me a special treat?" 
Hmm.....well, now that I think of it.... "Yes, I brought you me and I picked you up early."
With no hesitation whatsoever, JT responds,  "That isn't a special treat. I want a fruit snack." And that is the order of things.